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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:49

Just Forget it!
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No go.
How can a person develop advanced brain power?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which are the latest interior design trends?
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No, not a chance
Then came..
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Still no good.
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
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