What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 18:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

No go.

How can a person develop advanced brain power?

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which are the latest interior design trends?

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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No, not a chance

Then came..

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

share office space ...

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Still no good.

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

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